WARNING : This comic book ain't for everybody..Only the SEXY people! The gang's all here: Annie,Idea`, Dylan,Carmen, Sixties, M& M and Rhea of course! 48 pages of poetry,passion and pure craziness....BUY IT NOW!
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PRESENTING THEBOHEMIAN CAFE'CAST....
Carmen
CARMEN ROSARIA HERNANDEZ............AGE: 24............BIRTHPLACE: Bronx, NY.... (“Da’ Boogie Down Baby!”)................RACE: Puerto Rican ............CAREER ASPIRATIONS :Banking on the exposure of her ONE video with well known rapper "Ridiculous”, Carmen plans on being the next big thing since J-Lo! .............REAL JOB: Aerobics Instructor.............SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bi-Sexual .A self-proclaimed “Freak”, Carmen is down for “whatevah”............ FAVORITE BOOK: "LOCAS" (Love& Rockets) ............PERSONAL STYLE : “Crazy/sexy/cool”
Marcus-Malcolm
MARCUS MALCOLM JAMAL JACKSON...............Mostly known as "M&M"..... a.k.a. (Dark Poet, Lyrical 1,Black Osiris)....... AGE: “A man’s age is not reflective of his mentality”( he’s 25) ........BIRTHPLACE: “ BROOKLYN, IN DA’ HOUSE! ”Representin’ Flatbush, son! ........CAREER ASPIRATIONS: To be a best selling author and perform poetry with his band on a world tour ........REAL JOB: Works in a used CD store and writes freelance for the “Creative Chillin” Magazine.................. PERSONAL STAT: Single with girlfriend Idea`
Idea'
IDEA` DESIREE` DUBOIS (pronounced eye’-dee-ay) .................AGE: ”26 and working it baby!” ..............BIRTHPLACE: Baltimore, MD .............CAREER ASPIRATIONS: Wants to be an Oscar winning actress and bust Hollywood wide open, retire and open a Day Spa/Salon ..............REAL JOB: Hair stylist @ “Natural Nubian Woman” hair salon............MARITAL STATUS: Single, but wearing her boyfriend M&M down any day now, expect Spring nuptials!....... LIFE MANTRA:“Too Blessed To Be Stressed"!
Dylan
DYLAN McDOUGAL ……...AGE: 26............BIRTHPLACE: Philadelphia...............CAREER ASPIRATIONS: “I just wanna’ play my music, man. That’s all!” ...............REAL JOB: Teaches music lessons @ the Center For Fine Arts (CFA............MARITAL STATUS : Single, with an annoying girlfriend known simply as “Goth Chic”.......... PERSONAL MOTTO: ‘ Just Do It….or shut the @#%$ up about it!
Annie
REBECCA-ANN SUE HOLCOMB................ AGE: 23......................CAREER ASPIRATIONS: To run her own non-profit art studio for underprivileged kids......................REAL JOB : Teaches art lessons @ the Center For Fine Arts........BIRTHPLACE: Darlington, South Carolina.. Home of horse races, pick up trucks and rednecks with attitude, but her family is loaded!.............PERSONAL STAT : Annie is hopelessly in love with Dylan( who acts like she’s not alive!)
Sixties
“SIXTIES”................................ REAL NAME: Louis Jones............ AGE: Between 24-29,“Don’t ask, don't tell”................ CAREER ASPIRATIONS : “To be the baddest fashion designer since Isaac Mizrahi”...............REAL JOB: Manager of an upscale women’s boutique.................RACE: “Sexual chocolate” .........SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ”Gay and lovin’ it!”................. PERSONAL STYLE: Fabulous, fiiiine, and totally retro; hence the nickname ‘Sixties’!........................... MENTOR: “Besides Isaac Mizrahi,... OPRAH! She’s rich, famous, and skinny now too ! Oprah is a bad B@tch!"
Rhea
RHEA ‘Peaches’ RHANDLE.......... AGE: 26 ( but plans on subtracting every year once she reaches 30)................BIRTHPLACE: Charlotte, N.C. .................. CAREER ASPIRATIONS: Jazz singer, but willing to ‘sell out’ and make a few triple platinum CDs for The “Phat Booty” record label, retire young and marry rich!................... REAL JOB: Waitress in a jazz club, occasionally allowed to sing................... PERSONAL STAT: Very single. ”Is Tommy Mottola Free?”................RACE: Black, but tells people “I got some Indian in my family !”
My name is Lena J. (nee' Hopkins) Jackson; but in this case the 'J' is for my middle name, Janelle. I'm a full-time cartoonist, part-time columnist, self-published author, sporadic painter, occasional spoken-word poet, devoted art teacher, round-the-clock friend and I WAS BORN A DIVA!
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