"Like ONLY A Sistah' Can............(My Poet Spotlight 2#)
...a lil' somethin'-somethin' I wrote for a skit I did with the 'Soul-Of-Cinema-Players" in tribute to Ntozake Shange's "For Colored Girls Who Considered Suicide When The Rainbow Was Enuf".......
They say, that all the true bruthas…all the true Mistahz/
Say "Give me a sistah...a sistah/
raised on yams with big
gams/ ya’ can’t miss her!"
Yep...many,many a lady/ are sweet
like daisies/ some are even CRAZY/ while some are working on a master plan (...plan...plan...)
But when it’s all said and done/ there is absolutely NO one/ who can do it like a sistah can….. LIKE ONLY A SISTAH' CAN: Work a job where the pay is low, but the demands are high.
Where for White boys the sky’s the limit
and for her the limit’s the sky.
Can train a younger, "lighter" worker
and then watch THEM promoted ahead.
But at the end of the day….still hold up her head
I said ….
at the end of the day......her wiiiiiings are
spread.
I say at the end of those days/
she’s prays…….. and is grateful instead.
So that when opportunity does come-a-knockin’….she’s
already prepared.
LIKE ONLY A SISTAH CAN:
Love a grown-@ss boy
masquerading as a man.
Bear him three-big-headed
boys, without even a ring on her hand.
Give them ALL his last name……even when he denied they
were his.
Look the other way…..when HE
looks at every other
skirt-wearing-'Miz'.
....But come Graduation Day,when ALL three sons hold degrees with honor.
She smiles humbly as they all
say: “Thank-you, for being our
mother AND our father”
LIKE ONLY A SISTAH CAN:
See another sistah’, who
looks not much different than she
And yet watch her roll her eyes,
grit her teeth at her as though SHE
wuz’ the enemy??!!
Be judged by her clothes, her
car, the length and authen-tis-it-eee of her hair.
The way her lips and hips
protrude…..whether her skin is dark or fair.
LIKE ONLY A SISTAH CAN:
Choose/ to throw attitude/ back---->( *what-evah' bitch'! *)---OR
See that other sistah for
what she iz TRULY….
Bearing the weight of
plantation baggage abusing/ confusing
what should be obvious:--->MUTUAL BEAUTY!
And what it iz---it iz, so to
speak....we shine...we glow as unique as stars/
We are the honey-brown-mocha-lemon-tan
AND dark chocolate of it…
We are the happy-napps-creamy-crack-hot
comb straight AND store bought of it…
We are the slim-shorty-lanky-skinny-minny-
hardly weigh a pound of it…
We are the Thick Madam-
rounded-more-bounce-to-the-ounce of it…
We are the East, the West, the North and the dirty-dirty South of it ….
We are the belly of the beast, concrete
streets, Miami heat and Mississippi muddy-mouth of it….
We are the Delta, Zeta,
Alpha-Kappa-Alpha- Rho…of it…..
We are the Aggie-Golden
Bull-Bronco-Eagle-Trojan-WSSU Ram—“Uuuuu
KNOW-Uuuu KNOW!! of it…..
We are the Baby-Mama of it….
We are the ex-girlfriend drama of it…..
We are the loving-doting wife of it……
We are even the “Imma’-cut-this-N*gga-with-a-knife” of it…….
We are the Suma-Cum laude of it/ We are the “Lawdy I’m soon coming-Praise HIS name even when I’m naughty of it”/We are the “Aasalaam-Alaaikum-Waalaikum-Asaalam” of it….
..and YES….. we are also the: slide
down a pole, make‘em--shake ‘em- to the
break-a-break-a-dawn of it!
We are ALL of that, all of them…it
is all of you
...and all that I was, can be
and 'AM'….
Yes, many a woman is called,
But y’all know….. that NO ONE can do it like a sistah'
can!
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Carmen
CARMEN ROSARIA HERNANDEZ............AGE: 24............BIRTHPLACE: Bronx, NY.... (“Da’ Boogie Down Baby!”)................RACE: Puerto Rican ............CAREER ASPIRATIONS :Banking on the exposure of her ONE video with well known rapper "Ridiculous”, Carmen plans on being the next big thing since J-Lo! .............REAL JOB: Aerobics Instructor.............SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Bi-Sexual .A self-proclaimed “Freak”, Carmen is down for “whatevah”............ FAVORITE BOOK: "LOCAS" (Love& Rockets) ............PERSONAL STYLE : “Crazy/sexy/cool”
Marcus-Malcolm
MARCUS MALCOLM JAMAL JACKSON...............Mostly known as "M&M"..... a.k.a. (Dark Poet, Lyrical 1,Black Osiris)....... AGE: “A man’s age is not reflective of his mentality”( he’s 25) ........BIRTHPLACE: “ BROOKLYN, IN DA’ HOUSE! ”Representin’ Flatbush, son! ........CAREER ASPIRATIONS: To be a best selling author and perform poetry with his band on a world tour ........REAL JOB: Works in a used CD store and writes freelance for the “Creative Chillin” Magazine.................. PERSONAL STAT: Single with girlfriend Idea`
Idea'
IDEA` DESIREE` DUBOIS (pronounced eye’-dee-ay) .................AGE: ”26 and working it baby!” ..............BIRTHPLACE: Baltimore, MD .............CAREER ASPIRATIONS: Wants to be an Oscar winning actress and bust Hollywood wide open, retire and open a Day Spa/Salon ..............REAL JOB: Hair stylist @ “Natural Nubian Woman” hair salon............MARITAL STATUS: Single, but wearing her boyfriend M&M down any day now, expect Spring nuptials!....... LIFE MANTRA:“Too Blessed To Be Stressed"!
Dylan
DYLAN McDOUGAL ……...AGE: 26............BIRTHPLACE: Philadelphia...............CAREER ASPIRATIONS: “I just wanna’ play my music, man. That’s all!” ...............REAL JOB: Teaches music lessons @ the Center For Fine Arts (CFA............MARITAL STATUS : Single, with an annoying girlfriend known simply as “Goth Chic”.......... PERSONAL MOTTO: ‘ Just Do It….or shut the @#%$ up about it!
Annie
REBECCA-ANN SUE HOLCOMB................ AGE: 23......................CAREER ASPIRATIONS: To run her own non-profit art studio for underprivileged kids......................REAL JOB : Teaches art lessons @ the Center For Fine Arts........BIRTHPLACE: Darlington, South Carolina.. Home of horse races, pick up trucks and rednecks with attitude, but her family is loaded!.............PERSONAL STAT : Annie is hopelessly in love with Dylan( who acts like she’s not alive!)
Sixties
“SIXTIES”................................ REAL NAME: Louis Jones............ AGE: Between 24-29,“Don’t ask, don't tell”................ CAREER ASPIRATIONS : “To be the baddest fashion designer since Isaac Mizrahi”...............REAL JOB: Manager of an upscale women’s boutique.................RACE: “Sexual chocolate” .........SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ”Gay and lovin’ it!”................. PERSONAL STYLE: Fabulous, fiiiine, and totally retro; hence the nickname ‘Sixties’!........................... MENTOR: “Besides Isaac Mizrahi,... OPRAH! She’s rich, famous, and skinny now too ! Oprah is a bad B@tch!"
Rhea
RHEA ‘Peaches’ RHANDLE.......... AGE: 26 ( but plans on subtracting every year once she reaches 30)................BIRTHPLACE: Charlotte, N.C. .................. CAREER ASPIRATIONS: Jazz singer, but willing to ‘sell out’ and make a few triple platinum CDs for The “Phat Booty” record label, retire young and marry rich!................... REAL JOB: Waitress in a jazz club, occasionally allowed to sing................... PERSONAL STAT: Very single. ”Is Tommy Mottola Free?”................RACE: Black, but tells people “I got some Indian in my family !”
My name is Lena J. (nee' Hopkins) Jackson; but in this case the 'J' is for my middle name, Janelle. I'm a full-time cartoonist, part-time columnist, self-published author, sporadic painter, occasional spoken-word poet, devoted art teacher, round-the-clock friend and I WAS BORN A DIVA!
Kevin Hart and Regina Hall
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*Caricatures of Regina Hall and Kevin Hart in "About Last Night"---yeahhh,
in THAT scene!*
*Actress Regina Hall from "About Last Night", the "Scary M...
Slowly Coming Back
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Wow its been a long time since I've posted anything to this blog! I've had
many of things happen! I've been making videos, editing videos and life
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I love that poem, Lena!!! It is right on time!!!
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